I read this paragraph and then mopped up my spit-take:
"The town where we're from has a Walmart, a McDonald's and a couple of Mexican restaurants. It has a little shopping center with a Big Lots and a Dollar General. That's it," said Shannon Fleming, 28, who moved here with husband, Kevin, 33, and 7-year-old daughter, Amaya, from Orange, Texas, in early 2010.Orange, Texas? Um, that's where I'm from. Hey, Flemings? Welcome to Las Vegas! We totally understand your point.
But just to be fair: Houston is still a wonderful city.