Here's what your website says about customer service:
We are as passionate about customer satisfaction as we are about making chocolate. We hold ourselves to the highest standards…so you can, too. Your order is guaranteed to arrive in perfect condition, no matter the weather, containing the elegant packaging and quality chocolate customers expect from Godiva. If, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied, simply contact us to return your order for a prompt replacement, refund, or exchange.
Here's what your customer service reps have said in emails (yes, I'm paraphrasing, but I'm happy to show them to you) when I asked them to help me out by rushing some deliveries:
- No, we can't adjust your order.
- No, we can't really tell you when your order will arrive, other than it might arrive by 12/21.
- No, we don't actually give a flying flip about your reaction.
We like to think of ourselves as a nice company. After all, we make chocolate, and chocolate makes people happy. But we're so very, very big that we can't actually give your order the personal attention that you want. And, frankly, we're ok with that. After all, what's your alternative?Feel free to use my language in your next web rewrite. No charge.